Never on a Sundae
2013 — Fantastic Homeschool Choirs, Manos Hadjidakis (1960)
Key: D (D-DUD-DU)
Version 3 (2014-02-02)
 
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Baritone
Chords
DA7G
 
D 
Oh I would like to eat a  
A7 
turnip, a parsnip, a radish, a lovely brussel  
D 
sprout,  
 
 
But never put them on a  
A7 
sundae, a sundae, a sundae or I will spit them  
D 
out.  
 
 
And I am hungry for some  
A7 
broccoli, some spinach,  
 
 
some green beans, some cabbage and some  
D 
chives.  
 
 
But never put them on a  
A7 
sundae, a sundae, a sundae I'll break out into  
D 
hives.  
 
 
 
 
 
D 
Give me hot fudge a banana  
A7 
too,  
 
 
 
Lots of sweet whipped  
G 
cream and marshmallow  
D 
goo.  
 
 
 
But please no Spam, Nor a hot beef  
A7 
stew  
 
 
 
That would make me  
G 
gag, Make me blow a  
D 
fuse.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
And on a hot dog I like  
A7 
mustard and ketchup and relish and even  
D 
sauerkraut,  
 
 
But never put them on a  
A7 
sundae, a sundae, a sundae or else I will pass  
D 
out.  
 
 
And I would like to have some  
A7 
pickles, some onions and peppers to put on my Big  
D 
Mac,  
 
 
But never put them on a  
A7 
sundae, a sundae, a sundae or I will send it  
D 
back.  
 
 
D 
Give me hot fudge a banana  
A7 
too,  
 
 
 
Lots of sweet whipped  
G 
cream and marshmallow  
D 
goo.  
 
 
 
But please no Spam, Nor a hot beef  
A7 
stew  
 
 
 
That would make me  
G 
gag, Make me blow a  
D 
fuse.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Oh, I would like to eat a  
A7 
lamb chop, a pork chop, a pot roast, a rare and juicy  
D 
steak  
 
 
But never put them on a  
A7 
sundae, a sundae, a sundae - I'll get a tummy  
D 
ache.  
 
 
And I am oh so fond of  
A7 
liver and sausage and bacon and savory kidney  
D 
pie,  
 
 
But never put them on a  
A7 
sundae, a sundae, a sundae 'cause that would make me  
D 
cry.  
 
 
 
 
 
D 
Give me hot fudge a banana  
A7 
too,  
 
 
 
Lots of sweet whipped  
G 
cream and marshmallow  
D 
goo.  
 
 
 
But please no Spam, Nor a hot beef  
A7 
stew  
 
 
 
That would make me  
G 
gag, Make me blow a  
D 
fuse.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
And I will even eat an 
A7 
-chovies and herring, raw oysters and slime, slick sar 
D 
-dines  
 
 
But never put them on a  
A7 
sundae, a sundae, a sundae because I will turn  
D 
green.  
 
 
And I do so adore  
A7 
sashimi and sushi and kippers and even octo 
D 
-pi,  
 
 
But never put them on a  
A7 
sundae, a sundae, a sundae or I will surely  
D 
die.  
 
 
 
 
 
D 
Give me hot fudge a banana  
A7 
too,  
 
 
 
Lots of sweet whipped  
G 
cream and marshmallow  
D 
goo.  
 
 
 
But please no Spam, Nor a hot beef  
A7 
stew  
 
 
 
That would make me  
G 
gag, Make me blow a  
D 
fuse.