Dumb Ways to Die
2012 — John Mescall, Ollie McGill
Key: C (D_DUD_DU)
Version 2 (2013-12-04)
 
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Set  
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fire  
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to your  
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hair  
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Poke a  
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stick at a  
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grizzly  
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bear  
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Eat  
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medi 
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-cine that's  
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out of  
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date  
 
 
Use your  
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private  
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parts as  
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piranha  
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bait  
 
 
 
 
 
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Dumb  
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ways to  
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die  
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So  
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many dumb  
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ways to  
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die  
 
 
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Dumb  
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ways to  
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die  
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So  
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many dumb  
G 
ways to  
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die  
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Get your  
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toast out  
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with a  
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fork  
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Do your  
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own  
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electrical  
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work  
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Teach your 
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-self how to  
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fly  
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Eat a  
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two week  
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old un 
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-refrigerated  
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pie  
 
 
 
 
 
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Dumb  
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ways to  
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die  
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So  
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many dumb  
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ways to  
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die  
 
 
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Dumb  
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ways to  
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die  
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So  
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many dumb  
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ways to  
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die  
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Invite a  
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psycho  
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killer in 
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-side  
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Scratch a  
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drug dealer's  
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brand new  
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ride  
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Take your  
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helmet  
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off in  
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outer  
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space  
 
 
Use a  
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clothes dryer  
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as a hiding  
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place  
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Dumb  
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ways to  
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die  
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So  
F 
many dumb  
D 
ways to  
G 
die  
 
 
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Dumb  
Em 
ways to  
Am 
die  
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So  
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many dumb  
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ways to  
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die  
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Keep a  
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rattle  
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snake as a  
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pet  
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Sell both  
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your kidneys  
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on the  
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internet  
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Eat a  
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tube of  
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super 
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-glue (Stop)  
 
 
'I wonder what's this red button do'  
 
 
 
 
 
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Dumb  
Em 
ways to  
Am 
die  
Em 
 
 
 
 
So  
F 
many dumb  
D 
ways to  
G 
die  
 
 
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Dumb  
Em 
ways to  
Am 
die  
Em 
 
 
 
 
So  
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many dumb  
G 
ways to  
C 
die  
 
 
 
 
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Dress up  
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like a  
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moose during  
F7 
hunting  
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season  
 
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Disturb a  
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nest of  
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wasps for  
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no good  
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reason  
 
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Stand on the edge of a  
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train station platform  
 
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Drive around the boom gates at a  
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level crossing  
 
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Run across the tracks between the  
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platforms  
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They may not rhyme but they  
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quite possibly are  
 
 
 
 
 
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The dumbest  
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ways to  
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die  
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The dumbest  
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ways to  
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die  
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Dumb  
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ways to  
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die...  
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(Pause)  
 
 
 
So  
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many dumb  
 
 
 
So  
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many dumb  
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ways to  
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die